I’m officially the 51st best stone skimmer in the world.
I fought in one boxing match in New Zealand against an Irishman with a Samoan referee. I lost (on points).
I once open mouth kissed a horse.
- I play fast and loose with the truth.
- I love bright colours.
- I cry when I stare directly into a strong wind.
- I eat with relish.
- I drink the tears of my enemies.
- I watch closely.
- Favourite cheese 90s boy band